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 April 1, 2012

10 Favorite Headlines

Poetic justice. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's oh so very sweet. I've collected these examples of just desserts.........
10. JENNIFER PETKOV "DEVIL OF DETROIT STREET" WHO TAUNTED DYING GIRL DEVELOPS HUNTINGTON'S DISEASE
9. PAT ROBERTSON DROWNS IN FLOOD WHEN LEVEE BREAKS -- FAMILY SADDENED GOD'S JUDGEMENT VISITED ON ROBERTSON BECAUSE AMERICA STILL ALLOWS ABORTION
8. RICK SANTORUM STRUCK DOWN BY INFECTED ANAL FISTULA -- WITHDRAWS FROM REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
7. JERRY SANDUSKY SLIPS IN SHOWER -- BREAKS NECK
6. HALEY BARBOUR IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER BEING HIT BY CAR DRIVEN BY DUI DRIVER HE PARDONED
5. CALLISTA GINGRICH LEAVES NEWT AFTER HE'S DIAGNOSED WITH PENILE CANCER
4. RUSH LIMBAUGH STRUCK BY LIGHTNING DURING BROADCAST -- O'REILLY, HANNITY AND BECK CLAIM IT'S A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY PLANNED BY OBAMA
3. DICK CHENEY REJECTS HEART AS FOREIGN
2. POPEMOBILE GOES ON THE BLOCK TODAY AFTER VATICAN DECLARED BANKRUPTCY & FORCED TO SELL ASSETS -- PROCEEDS TO GO TO CATHOLIC CHURCH'S VICTIMS
1. EARTHQUAKE SWALLOWS CONGRESS -- NATION REJOICES "WE'VE FINALLY GOTTEN RID OF THOSE CORRUPT BLOODSUCKERS"

Newspaper with Dick Cheney Article
Newspaper template courtesy of Freeppt
Photo of Cheney - File: US Navy 041207-N-5608F-007 by Journalist 1st Class Kristin Fitzsimmons (public domain)


For more of my political satire, read "Honest Apology from Rush Limbaugh -- An Imagining" or "Why "Birthers" Are Idiots." For serious political commentary, there's "4 Proposed Amendments to the US Constitution," "Impeach Them All" or other articles labeled "Politics" in the Archive; so please take a moment to look around.

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